有什么是
比一睁眼发现要上班还苦涩的事情吗
有!!!
是我爹的隔墙呼唤——
“过了二十就是快三十的人了!
还不找对象?
明天就给我去相亲!!”
哦妈惹法克谢特天鹅啊
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想必很多人跟我有一样的想法
对于相亲这种
传统又老旧、神秘又糙蛋
逃避一次会被追杀三个月的择偶方式
请问
何时才能放过我们这些十六七的小仙女?!
然鹅
最近我发现
相亲一旦有意思起来
打游戏上网什么的都得往后稍稍
毕竟
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不相亲
你可能永远都不会知道
这世界上居然有这么多傻*啊
这这这...?
还没开始就已经结束了
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这大哥可能特别想看两点二十那场
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哈哈哈哈哈我笑到被海底勘测队抓过去
当声呐导致海洋动物功能性灭绝
以下是严肃版吐槽大会
使劲儿喷吧各位
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主人相亲,狗子脱单
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是幸福的亚子~
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这是个奇葩
鉴定完毕
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我寻思着这位男士去跟bot聊天吧
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表情包真的不能乱用
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相亲过程
礼貌问题也很重要呢
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你你你
你头秃!!!
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这位大兄弟
不管你提不提前女友都不太行
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大哥
醒了吗?
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就这水平?
介绍人了解透彻了吗?
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不太清醒的人真的不少!
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弟弟
Nobody love you
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毛概85把我给秀到了呢哈哈哈哈哈
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真诚发问:
法学怎么要晒毛概分数?
确认过XX
是凭本事单的身
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作为你的朋友
我建议你:回去恐龙时代
额?
谁是你的朋友!!!
谁给你的自信
???
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让他继续活在自己的世界吧
不要叫醒他
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只见过一次的相亲对象
让自己搬过去住
还说要让自己怀孕???
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???
你踏马是送子观音?
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我是真的佩服
面对一个这么个完全无法沟通(sb)的人
这姐们居然还能跟对方聊这么久
这种直男癌奇葩家庭还真不少呐?
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老娘再喊一遍!!!
女生tmd不是用来给男方家生孩子的!!!
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真相了......
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※ 踩蛋 ※
是的
最终俺还是屈服于爸妈的“追杀”
和相亲对象“大药片”先生聊了聊
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截图敬上
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还想看后续吗?
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最后
希望大家都能在万物苍茫中抓住缘分
收获爱情!!!