这是整个微信 段子最多的腚阅号
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一到夏天整个人就特别累,冬天也是,秋天也是,春天也是……
via:@回忆专用小马甲
#一到周一就特别累,周二也是,周三也是,周四周五也是……#
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女朋友喜欢我的声音,她说一听见我的声音就有种怀孕的感觉。结果网恋两个月了她真的怀孕了,明天我就买机票去看她,原来这就是幸福的感觉啊(/ω\)
#建议这位网友去不孕不育门诊坐诊嗷#
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大家在网络世界里冲浪,一定要记住了,有头无身肯定胖,有身无头肯定丑。
via:@三水RuRu
#比如说乔**殿下#
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前男友突然打电话给我
他说 你看 这就是我们分手的原因,你永远跟你的前任保持联系
说完就把电话挂了。
我:………………
via:@蜻蜓队长
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小的时候 你以为你父母说哪里凉快哪里呆着去是嫌弃你 烦你
长大后 发现是为了你好
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说相处难,最大的难题还是“保持喜欢”。时间久了,感情很深厚,但持续“喜欢”很难。那种见到就欢欣雀跃的,想到就低头微笑的,让人踏实安心又嫉妒吃醋的,很难长久维持下去。如果一直都保持在,真的不容易,互道一声辛苦了,我们都有很努力在让对方一直喜欢着自己呢。
via:@咸贵人
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在南方的北方朋友们!
你们在南方有吃过什么让你震惊心动的美食吗!
或者说你们有遇过
“还能这么吃?”的吃法吗!
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