暗示怀孕幽默句子(暗示怀孕幽默句子和照片)
这是什么成语?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/0daba5683d7e4d1f836f7d0300b8c10e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=AJtx%2Fmx4DBmU%2BCJLWRUzopbIjRE%3D)
哪个瞬间让你知道自己已经不小了![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/77910ea5fd5248f1b9f2ffd7d9049594~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=kswahKFhlFDatHDElE0u3CglFMs%3D)
五秒说出一个日本人的名字,你最先想到谁![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/3c5a004cdd2b44be8db3eca827bb4f6c~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=nmCdglWu99d5gvkEuM3po1gnSM8%3D)
哪一个正常的男的,会跟姐姐离婚,跟妹妹结婚的?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/6f3d841e1223499aac1cf94bd1d8d740~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=z%2B3w4zimxQw7vVwOuaTKN3exXVo%3D)
这个字是怎么喷的那么高的![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/0f8eff6b277149d7a20744d052afb55e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=Pc9xdwIEp6ZCuvKa8G54089c4kw%3D)
坐高铁你的座位被一位怀孕女士坐了,你会怎么做?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/36da02f44ec24107ba8c72a8e487f60c~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=tM9qfTOrgvP9LWTcZhtfn1iM8Sk%3D)
打算搬家了,货拉拉拉不拉拉布拉多啊?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/56a38dd749884512890586e6a14238dd~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=R31JYXpNr5WM7ur2ornC0v7pkuo%3D)
这是哪个大哥的车停这里忘了吗?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/aa4c6c0a741d430e89b706f721c198d6~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=zaIPQsHRTwVvFYFF%2FVEXdP44eBA%3D)
这是有事真上啊![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/76cacdee9b4146a0bb27a8858a172b86~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=f70pBi0T3uLgz9V4H1dnHk5zOIk%3D)
这评论区有意思![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ba1bdabcb79147ccb1d8a40f7ce50134~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=dVfHmshfcy4H2Mu5nEs25jY%2Fhqc%3D)
保存图片发给你妈妈说:这是你儿媳妇![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/66674b2090c04abf9e529e5d182b3b2f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=04260svbVUElr6UoeTflpzH9XIM%3D)
你也不敢用呢?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/5c4970c2b3754d55967bc1e8c602a21a~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=Hko9%2FImT%2BqomNOBi2s%2FTTP%2BGT34%3D)
唐僧为什么没帮老龟问寿命?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/8d46aa414d624e11bd854ca6f4585985~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=0qWSMrLMDRz%2BXwFCaybAKOQG888%3D)
男朋友太老实了怎么办?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ba949ac6f54b4c13ab81946892cec178~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=v3aqm556JigQ29ChkRK9F%2BzKL3w%3D)
精神出轨和肉体出轨哪个最伤人![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/75db7ed057e445efb8d15b13bd5f3ffd~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=MWdtTiC9Eea4kvsVogjZe9Qq9aE%3D)
只要是我旁边有人,睡着了我手摸到东西就会掐,有办法治疗吗?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/6f5858fad303497e8b4ebfbeb7ccc412~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=rGo%2FXgeFoJO%2FcHmeyl9zPU7OFxA%3D)
在阴间叫什么![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/e341ddfe927947f1b3bc5dc31f6ff05b~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=qVmJEzFsvHCcyyZ3eMrGAEc162c%3D)
人都没了,你说呢![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/d188111936044473842776112834fc02~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=0Mb02360agHVpntAZhD2DWFSqec%3D)
正当男子尴尬事,听见女的说:![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/5ae8eb7d3a474571a64ad6e139db827f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=Cw7KQnBe7qsKk4kz83NqQ2GKX14%3D)
高情商该怎么说![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f78cdfbc57db4356a6a5dece75aae7c4~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=4%2FVEsqkIWBz%2FeexokW51IJRBgmU%3D)
有没有什么土办法?![](https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f6b88bd199fc4adcb17d5be85a95b59b~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969963252&x-signature=%2BYcS7ecn6sv82nnDBxC86mWeLSk%3D)
大家能找出多少部来?